"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." ~Jason LoveLast night the AMSOIL Street Rodder Road Tour was in town, passing through on the third leg of its eight scheduled week-long road tours for 2009. More than 300 local folks brought their classic cars as well to make it the second annual event at the AMSOIL Center in Superior, Wisconsin.
In honor of the occasion I thought a few car quotes would be in order. Funny thing is that when you look up Hemingway Quotes in Google, you get quotes by Hemingway, and when you look up Quotes Suffering you get proverbial wisdom about suffering. But when you type in Car Quotes, you get pages of sites dedicated to pricing your ride, or someone else's vehicle. It takes a little more work to pull up quotes about cars.
Nevertheless, I achieved my aim and thought a few of these worth sharing.
"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." ~Dudley Moore
"Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly." ~Author Unknown
"Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly." ~Author Unknown
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction." ~Noelie Altito
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." ~George Best
"When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot." ~Larry Lujack
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks." ~Scott Adams
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires." ~Dorothy Parker
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." ~George Best
"When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot." ~Larry Lujack
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks." ~Scott Adams
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires." ~Dorothy Parker
Enjoy your day, and and joy your ride.
>>>>>>"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." ~Dudley Moore
ReplyDeleteValith and I were talking about this last week. He said that a driver has to watch his speedometer and rear-view mirror (for cops) so closely nowadays in Minneapolis, it actually takes away from watching the road and traffic.