Very Punny

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Puns are fun. 

What's funny is how serious science can sometimes be when it tries to examine why something is fun. Freud analyzed humor, trying to define what causes people to laugh. You don't, however, need to study psychology to appreciate a good knee-slapper.

Nevertheless, there really are some reasons people enjoy puns. Here are a few of them.

Some are slow burners that you don't immediately "get" so there is a reward at the end. Puns play with the brain's ability to process language. They often rely on double meanings, homophones, or clever wordplay. When someone "gets" a pun, it activates a sense of satisfaction and reward because the brain has successfully decoded the ambiguity. This mild intellectual challenge can be fun and engaging.

Surprise and Creativity: Puns sometmes surprise us by turning an expected meaning upsde down. The humorous twist in meaning appeals to our love for novelty and creativity.

Social Bonding: Humor in general, and puns specifically, can help bring people together. It's fun when you share a batch of witty jokes and everyone is cracking up together. 

Playfulness with Language: Puns reflect a playful engagement with language, showcasing its flexibility and richness. Writers love wordplay. I once wrote a 500 word story called "How Eye One the Wore" which was one-third homophones. People who enjoy playing with words often find puns--and other kinds of word games like crosswords--delightful because they highlight how much fun language can be.

All of these factors combine to make puns an enduring and widely appreciated form of humor. 

In short, after this lengthy introduction, here are some puns I found phun, with a link to the website I borrowed them from. This is a small smattering from a much lengthier list. Enjoy!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words.

All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on.

Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”

I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

I got a job at a bakery, because I knead dough.

If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.

Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy!

The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.

I just found a penny in my dryer’s lint trap, and I can’t figure out where it came from. But that’s ok, I love it when the world just makes cents.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

If you like these, here's a link to more. And if you can't get enough, ask Google.