Someone once said that we should be like children. What if we discovered that the reason children are the way they are is that they were trying to be like old people.*
Who says New York has to be the cultural Capitol of the World? Why can't it be Superior, Wisconsin? Didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger go to school here? Besides, when you read the two names, it's self-evident which one is Superior.
Who says haiku poems have to be seventeen syllables? Why can't we make a haiku with nine syllables? Or twenty-three?
And what's the point of...
I'd best just stop right here lest I start to sound like a cranky old man.
Speaking of crankiness... here are a few cantankerous quotes from an entertaining diversion, The Portable Curmudgeon, compiled and edited by Jon Winokur.
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." ~Mark Twain
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." ~Groucho Marx
"I don't drink; I don't like it--it makes me feel good." ~Oscar Levant
"An optimist is a man who has never had much experience." ~Don Marquis
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." ~Oscar Wilde
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ~Andy Rooney
"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time." ~James Thurber
"Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." ~John Kenneth Galbraith
* Cool website of the day: Aging and Creativity.
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