Showing posts with label On the Road. Show all posts
Showing posts with label On the Road. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

Almost Wordless Wednesday: On the Road with Nevada Bob

 

Nevada Bob with the owner of Commander's Palace,
one of the top 20 restaurants in New Orleans.


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Fotos courtesy Gary Firstenberg

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Nevada Bob: Home Sweet Home In Winnemucca, Plus a Few Cowboy Jokes

Nevada Bob Hat Trick
This past year I've been occasionally sharing Gary Firstenberg photos from his travels with Nevada Bob. 10 days ago or so Bob arrived in Nevada and he's finally back home on the range. Here are a few photos from the last leg of their journey. For the fun of it, because Nevada Bob has made it a point to enjoy life himself, I have interspersed the photos with cowboy jokes. 

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Q. Why did everybody think the cowboy was so funny?

A: Because he was always horsing around.


Q. If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

A. The horse’s name is Friday!


Q. What illness can cowboys catch from their horses?

A. Bronc-itis.


A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly, he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.

The man: “A carriage. Six horses. Three black, two brown, and one white."

The cowboy: “Wow! You can hear all of that?!

The man: “No, they just ran me over.”


Q. What do you call a retired old cowboy?

A. De-ranged.


Q. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? 

A. Tyrannosaurus Tex!



Q. A cowboy asked me if I could help round up 18 cows.

A. I replied "Of course, that'll be 20 cows"

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A young cowboy walks into a dirty old Cafe in Montana.

He takes a seat at the counter and notices an old cowboy next to him with his arms crossed staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili.

A few minutes go by and the young cowboy gets the courage to speak up "Sir, if you ain't gonna eat that would you mind if I did?"

"It's all yours friend," says the older cowboy.

The young man slides the bowl to himself and starts spooning the delicious chili into his mouth.

He gets near the bottom of the bowl and notices that there is a dead mouse in the chili.

He immediate throws up all the chili back into the bowl and looks over at the old cowboy next to him who says "Yeah that's about as far as I got too." 

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Laughter is good medicine, they say. I borrowed the jokes from these two sites, if you would like to find more:

See more Gary Firstenberg photos here.

Tuesday, June 29, 2021

More Photos from the Nevada Bob Road Show

Last week I shared a bit about Nevada Bob's journey to Nashville and his travels to points of interest in the Deep South, documented by photographer Gary Firstenberg. They two have been to so many interesting places since that I decided to share more photos "from the road." (The other reason is that I have been working on some longer pieces that take more time to assemble, time which I've not had available due to other commitments.)

Hard to say, but it may be that Bob is on a Never Ending Tour of his own.
 

LINKS
TO MORE PHOTOS

Come Along and Ride Nevada Bob Gordon's Long Train to Nowhere

Nevada Bob Gordon Is On the Road Again

Gary Firstenberg's Turning Negatives Into Positives

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

The Prose and Cons of a Kerouac Classic -- On the Road

I finally got around to reading On the Road, the Kerouac classic considered by some to be the most significant book about the Beat generation. Twenty or forty years ago I started Dharma Bums, Kerouac’s follow-up, but couldn’t get into it.

Since I myself have now been a publishing writer more than four decades, I can confess that I’ve always had a beef with this book. Why? Because I’d heard how he wrote the manuscript on a continuous reel of paper and a publisher actually accepted it. Kudos to Kerouac, I suppose. He did it his way and he slid by the gatekeepers of convention.

I know many talented writers who can’t get a publisher to look at their work without an agent and even then, if you sent in a manuscript rolled up like a toilet paper roll, I honestly doubt you’d be taken seriously.

Keep in mind, though, that this was the era of Jackson Pollock, so bad behavior was overlooked if you’d been tapped as a genius.

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My expectations were low for On the Road, despite Time magazine's declaration that this was one of the most important books of the 20th century. Others raved about it and endorsed it, including Dylan, so when I saw it at the library two weeks ago I checked it out.

Photo by Donald Giannatti via Unsplash
Reading On the Road brought two other road trip books to mind--Steinbeck's Travels with Charley and Tom Wolfe's Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip. Both of these were written in the 1960s, with On the Road preceding them. On the Road (1957) is about the travels of Sal Paradise (the narrator) and friends, chiefly Dean Moriarty, from 1947-50. Steinbeck's story was a true account of a road trip in 1960 around the country with his poodle. Tom Wolfe's book is an example of what was labeled the New Journalism, a novel-like account of an LSD-infused magic bus trip with Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. All three go cross-country and back, with Sal and Dean ultimately zagging South into Mexico.

Sidewalk nameplate outside City Lights Bookstore, San Francisco.
The three stories have this in common. They're well-written. On the other hand, I would not go as far as the New York Times went when they described Kerouac's novella, "the most beautifully executed, the clearest and the most important utterance yet made by the generation Kerouac himself named years ago as 'beat,' and whose principal avatar he is."

The central character--almost a fixation for Kerouac--is Dean Moriarty. Wikipedia describes him as "much admired for his carefree attitude and sense of adventure, a free-spirited maverick eager to explore all kicks and an inspiration and catalyst for Sal's travels."

As I read the book--and what makes all this praise feel appalling to me--this hero is essentially a juvenile delinquent who never grew up, who lies, is perpetually looking to get laid, abusive to every female character he has a relationship with, wrecks vehicles, vandalizes, steals, betrays his friends and does whatever he pleases without consideration for the others in his life. Great hero he is not.

The big surprise for me was that Kerouac did produce some good sentences. I enjoyed the skill with which he produced some of the descriptive passages, and everywhere there is a vividness in the writing that makes the action come alive in the reader's mind. Throughout the story I was struck here and there by a turn of phrase, by some of the interesting ways he stated things.

When all is said and done, Kerouac's writing was prose. Dean Moriarty is a con. 

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