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Friday, October 21, 2022

Flashback Friday: Everything Is Easy...

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED OCTOBER 2012

Sometimes it's handy to keep a handful of pithy sayings in the billfold of your mind. You never know when they might come in handy.

Here are a couple that I've used more than a few times over the years, primarily because they are a little less common than "it is what it is" (which I do use a bit frequently, because it is what it is.)

Everything is easy for the one who doesn't have to do it.

This one is readily available for any number of situations, especially in the world of work. People often give advice to others and wonder why it isn't immediately jumped on and appreciated. Well, that's because everything is easy for the one who doesn't have to do it. Whether it's meeting deadlines, managing multiple projects, overcoming addictions, or saving for retirement, everything's easy for the one who doesn't have to do it.

This doesn't mean we can't ever give advice, but we ought be sensitive when we're dishing it out. As Eleanor Roosevelt put it, “To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.”

The butler who folds his hands spills no tea. 


This one is fun because it takes a moment to process. Bosses generally do not like mistakes, though generally they readily admit that mistakes come with the territory, especially when you're attempting to accomplish something big. Being overly critical of mistakes will leave employees in a position where they never take any risks. The safest act in that environment is to do nothing.

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." 


My mom frequently recited this and I know why. She's from Scots heritage and this statement's origin is Sir Walter Scott from one of his novels. With a handful of words it says plenty.

Life is complicated enough without trying to cover our tracks and be deceptive. Sooner or later, it's going to get you. How many times we read stories about people caught embezzling or evading paying taxes.

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If you need to arm yourself with some new quip material, there are plenty of websites devoted to collecting these kinds of pearls. Here are a few from a website called Quips, Quotes and Pithy Sayings.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake every time you repeat it.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully.

America is one of the few places you can say what you speak without thinking.

Unless you have never been tempted, don't pass judgment on someone who has yielded.

Don't mistake activity for achievement.

Or you can simply quote lines from Dylan, like I do.

"Meantime life goes on all around you."

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Thursday, March 12, 2020

Quips from Louis Kronenberger's The Last Word: Portraits of Fourteen Master Aphorists

One of my favorite pastimes is checking out what other people have on their bookshelves. Calling it a pastime made be imprecise. It's just something I've had a habit of doing when visiting people.

Many decades ago while in Coatepec, Mexico, a small town near Xalapa in the State of Ver Cruz, we were visiting a missionary there in the heart of coffee country. As has been my custom I was perusing his bookshelf and came across an interesting book titled The Pointed Pen by Charles W. Conn. It was a volume entirely comprised of pithy sayings, maxims, sharpened and assembled into a collection of pointed observations. It was a tremendously fun and thought-provoking read, and must have made an impression because I'm remembering it 39 years later. (I've long forgotten the name of the missionary, though I've never forgotten the town and the people there. Muy tranquillo.)

It's a form of writing that requires a keen wit. It takes work to chisel an idea down into a barbed quip that really sticks. Shakespeare was a master, as was Cervantes. Jesus's Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5-7) overflows with memorable jewels.

And so, as I was searching a section of the library for a certain book I unexpectedly stumbled on this one, Louis Kronenberger's The Last Word. Kronenberg apparently enjoys the pointed aphorism as a form of writing, so much so that he assembled this book with profiles of 14 authors who were masters of the form. They are La Rouchefoucauld, The Marquis of Halifax, George Bernard Shaw, G.K. Chesterton, Samuel Butler, Oscar Wilde, Anton Chekhov, William Hazlitt, Goethe, Emerson and Nietzsche. Each chapter consists of an author profile and concludes with a couple pages of witticisms by these masters.

I myself also enjoy anthologies. For example, a book I read for my Existential Lit class at O.U. titled Continental Short Stories combines stories by familiar authors with some less familiar, becoming a great means by which we can be introduced to other writers.

In this case, though familiar with the writings of more than half of these authors, the inclusion of less familiar names, with bios, proves to be a good intro for discovering other sharp minds. What follows are examples from each of Kronenberger's selected aphorists.

"Flattery is counterfeit money which, but for vanity, would have no circulation." -- La Rochefoucauld

"Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that the horses may not be stolen." -- The Marquis of Halifax

"Hell is paved with good intentions." -- Dr. Johnson. He's also the origin of this famous saying: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel."

"Most books today seem to have been written overnight from books read the day before." -- Chamfort  This last is hilarious because it was written in the 1700s and could still have been said today.

"To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them." -- Lichtenberg

"Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse." -- Goethe

"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be." -- Hazlitt

"In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed." -- Emerson

"People care more about being thought to have taste than about being either good, clever, or amiable." -- Samuel Butler

"Beggars should be abolished. It annoys one to give to them and annoys one not to give to them." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

"One’s real life is often the life that one does not lead." -- Oscar Wilde

"Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." -- George Bernard Shaw

"An artist's flair is sometimes worth scientist's brains." -- Anton Chekhof

"Dogma does not mean the absence of thought but the end of thought." -- G.K. Chesterton

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Everything Is Easy

Sometimes it's handy to keep a handful of pithy sayings in the billfold of your mind. You never know when they might come in handy.

Here are a couple that I've used more than a few times over the years, primarily because they are a little less common than "it is what it is" (which I do use a bit frequently, because it is what it is.)

Everything is easy for the one who doesn't have to do it.

This one is readily available for any number of situations, especially in the world of work. People often give advice to others and wonder why it isn't immediately jumped on and appreciated. Well, that's because everything is easy for the one who doesn't have to do it. Whether it's meeting deadlines, managing multiple projects, overcoming addictions, or saving for retirement, everything's easy for the one who doesn't have to do it.

This doesn't mean we can't ever give advice, but we ought be sensitive when we're dishing it out. As Eleanor Roosevelt put it, “To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.”

The butler who folds his hands spills no tea. 


This one is fun because it takes a moment to process. Bosses generally do not like mistakes, though generally they readily admit that mistakes come with the territory when you're attempting to accomplish things. A batter who fails to get on base six of ten times is considered great. Strikeouts are part of going up and taking your swings. 

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." 


My mom frequently recited this and I know why. She's from Scots heritage and this statement's origin is Sir Walter Scott from one of his novels. With a handful of words it says plenty.

Life is complicated enough without trying to cover our tracks and be deceptive. Sooner or later, it's going to get you. How many times we read stories about people caught embezzling or evading paying taxes.


If you need to arm yourself with some new quip material, there are plenty of websites devoted to collecting these kinds of pearls. Here are a few from a website called Quips, Quotes and Pithy Sayings.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake every time you repeat it.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcefully.

America is one of the few places you can say what you speak without thinking.

Unless you have never been tempted, don't pass judgment on someone who has yielded.

Don't mistake activity for achievement.

Or you can simply quote lines from Dylan, like I do.

"Meantime life goes on all around you."

Have a great one. Maybe I'll see you on the street.

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