While rummaging through old folders (am on another cleaning binge) I came across this recipe I'd forgotten about. If you try it, let me know what you think.
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Nervous Breakdown Soufflé
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One case of Neurotic Pride
2 cups Basic Anxiety
1 fistful Self-Reproach
1/2 teaspoon Self-Doubt Extract
A dash of Legitimate Shortcomings
One ounce Self-Hate
One can Deep Depression
A pinch of Sharp Criticism
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Directions:
Peel and dice Neurotic Pride. Mash pulp with fork. Strain and set aside.
In large container, combine Basic Anxiety, Guilt, and Self-Reproach. Blend in Self-Doubt Extract and Shortcomings. Agitate.
Add Self-Hate and Neurotic Pride. Stir until completely mixed up.
Simmer for one year in an atmosphere of intimidation and fault finding.
Slowly stir in Deep Depression. Bring mixture to a rapid boil.
Ignite with a pinch of Sharp Criticism.
Serve with spilt milk, burnt toast, or sour grapes.
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If you liked this, then check out my Recipe for a Disaster
