This past year I had an idea for a Dilbert cartoon based on an experience in which a company hired a consulting firm for a massive upgrade several years ago.
BOARD ROOM SCENE
Panel 1: POINTY HEADED BOSS ADDRESSING EMPLOYEES IN BOARD ROOM SETTING
"The last time our consulting firm was hired by XTL Corp, they observed that at any given moment one of our consultants was sitting on the john."
Panel 2: CONTINUED
"They determined that it was costing them $200 an hour for us to use their bathroom, or $8000 a week..."
Panel 3: CONTINUED
"which added up to $160,000 during our 20 week systems upgrade at XTL."
Panel 4: CONTINUED
"As part of the negotiations for the new contract with XTL, they have asked us to delegate the bathroom duties to a minimum wage employee who has been hired for this purpose."
Panel 5: "Any questions?"
Dilbert: "Yes. What programming languages will he need to know?"
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I sent the above cartoon idea to a couple friends, one of them a programmer who enjoyed it and sent this response:
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Wednesday, October 03, 2007 11:19 AM
To: Newman, Ed
Subject: Re: cartoon idea
Funny,That reminds me of the only graffiti I ever wrote.
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main()
{
int i;
int sum = 0;
for (i = 1; i <= 10; i++) sum = sum + i;
printf("Pooping", i);
}
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This is c code that prints the word pooping 10x and then is done.
If I saw this on the bathroom wall it would make me laugh so maybe I made someone laugh...
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