Perhaps this is the only way modern man can toy with these ideas. Allen, then, is the genius who has managed, more successfully than many preachers, to confront modern man with a true sense of his situation. Why am I here? Why do we do the things we do?
August 1, 1993
A few Woody Allen quotes to give a taste of his flavor:
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
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